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The hazards of riding a bike!

Howdy folks,

I had a good laugh with this AND I think the censors will ACTUALLY leave it here for folks to read! Not much of my stuff ever makes it to post don't cha know.

***That Smarts!***

There was a missionary, who had spent years showing a tribe of
natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient, gets word that he is to return home. He thinks that the one thing he never did was to teach these natives how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest. He points to a tree and tells the chief, this is a tree.

The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "tree." The missionary is
pleased with the response.

They walk a little farther and the padre points to a rock and
says, "this is a rock" at which the chief looks and grunts, "rock."

The padre is really getting enthusiastic about the results when
he hears a rustling in the bushes. As he peaks over the top he sees
a couple in the midst of heavy romantic activity. The padre is
really flustered and quickly responds, "riding a bike."

The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blow gun and
kills them.

The padre goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent
years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other, so how could he kill these people?

The chief replied, "my bike."
Ya know, I can HONESTLY SAY I can TOTALLY relate to this! Is that a good or bad thing?


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