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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-04-2006, 03:15 PM Thread Starter
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Thank You

>>> My dear friends,
>>> As the holidays approach, my heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of
>>> you
>>> who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past
>>> 12
>>> months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy.
>>> Extra thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat crap in the glue on
>>> envelopes cause I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to
>>> seal
>>> an envelope.
>>> Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. Because
>>> of
>>> your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet
>>> stains.
>>> I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these
>>> products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.
>>> I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. I
>>> no
>>> longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked
>>> with a
>>> needle infected with AIDS.
>>> I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a
>>> water
>>> buffalo on a hot day.
>>> I no longer go to shopping malls because someone might drug me with a
>>> perfume sample and rob me.
>>> I no longer receive packages from nor send packages by UPS or FedEx since
>>> they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.
>>> I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number
>>> for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda,
>>> Singapore,
>>> and Uzbekistan.
>>> I no longer eat KFC because their "chickens" are actually horrible mutant
>>> freaks with no eyes or feathers.
>>> I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my
>>> free
>>> replacement pair from Nike.
>>> I no longer have to buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now
>>> have their recipe.
>>> I no longer worry about my soul because at last count I have 363,214
>>> angels
>>> looking out for me.
>>> Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I
>>> forward
>>> an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
>>> I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is
>>> about
>>> to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time)
>>> I no longer have any money at all - but that will change once I receive
>>> the
>>> $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their
>>> special email program.
>>> Yes, I want to thank you so much for looking out for me that I will now
>>> return the favor!
>>> If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 7
>>> minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diarrhea will land on your
>>> head at 5:00 PM (CDT) this afternoon. I know this will occur because it
>>> actually happened to a friend of my next-door neighbor's
>>> ex-mother-in-law's
>>> second husband's cousin's beautician.
>>> Sincerely,
>>> Your E-Mail Buddy
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-04-2006, 05:49 PM
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Send a message via AIM to DylansMummy Send a message via MSN to DylansMummy Send a message via Yahoo to DylansMummy
That is the sad (albeit extreme) truth of forwarding and reading forwarded chain emails
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-04-2006, 06:53 PM
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Hehehehehe...I should send that to Erik's mom and dad who LOVE to forward stupid things...because bouncing the emails back to them obviously has no effect.
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-05-2006, 10:11 AM
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Yes, it seems that we each have the friend who loves to forward every little piece of email crap they get. That "friend" for me is actually my sister's friend - and it is only another reason why she is a huge pain in the a$$.

Do you think that if I sent that to her, she would get the hint??

Probably not.

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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-05-2006, 11:46 AM
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go go crap emails!



even though I hate those bloody things
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