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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 01-06-2006, 12:37 PM Thread Starter
 
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Excerpts from a dog and cat daily diary...

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
6:00 pm - OH BOY! PLAYING BALL! MY FAVORITE
6:30 pm - OH BOY! SLEEPING IN MASTER'S BED! MY FAVORITE!

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EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY

DAY 183 OF MY CAPTIVITY

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The
only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.

Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs.

In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again
induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on their
bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into
their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little
cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in
solitary throughout the event, however, I could hear the noise and
smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured, but I can wait, it's only a matter of time...
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My point grows, cats much more sophisticated (SP?) then dogs.
Also thanks for sharing that.

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Actually, the cat quote I had seen on a doormat......
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 01-07-2006, 04:28 AM
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See, they atually wnat to use cat quotes!

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Many people on this forum own, or have owned both cats and dogs amongst other animals. Please try and keep the thread friendly and on topic
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 01-07-2006, 11:33 AM
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Oh god lord I always do that...

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