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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-11-2006, 08:59 PM Thread Starter
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The first blonde guy joke

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke .And well worth the wait!

An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blond opened his lunch and said, bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

(Oh this is GOOD!!) Everyone turned and stared at the blonde guy's wife.

The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-11-2006, 09:01 PM
 
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that's hysterical!!!!!!!
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-14-2006, 02:11 AM
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It's not too often that you hear a joke about blond guys...
> >>
> >> Two blonde guys were working for the city works department. One would
> >> dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in.
> >>
> >> They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved
> >> on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one guy
> >> digging a hole, the other guy filling it in again.
> >>
> >> An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what
> >> they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the
> >> effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it -- why do
> >> you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up
> >> again?"
> >>
> >> The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably
> >> looks odd because we're normally a three-man team. But today the guy who
> >> plants the trees called in sick."

"Resolve to be tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant with the weak and wrong....because sometime in your life you will have been all of these."
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-14-2006, 12:34 PM
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"Now that's funny! I don't care who y'are!"

(Apologies to Larry the Cable Guy )

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