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What People Dread Hearing!

Children: A parent calling them by their first, last, and MIDDLE names!

Husbands: If you have to ask what's wrong, I'm certainly NOT going to tell you!

Drivers: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Wives: I'll do that next week, for sure.

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On the telephone: " Press one if you are a customer, Press two if you have a problem, etc." Then, as the tv commercial shows: "What is your mother's maiden name; what is your date of birth.....??" ad nauseum. I'm beginning to think there are no people left on earth!

Once I actually yelled at the machine! I actually got a human being, and she laughed and said, "I gather you need to speak to someone." We both enjoyed that!
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For my kids at shcool:

"Are we going to have to include Mrs. Burkingstock in this convesation?" (she's the head lady at the Afterschool program)

From the weatherman:

"Looks like 100% chance of rain all day tomorrow" which means my husband will be home from work ALL day-he plays in the dirt for a living.

From my husband:

"Hey baby, (sigh) I need to be in bed before 10pm tonight" UGh which means I'm awake all night.

I'm sure there are more but I'm exhausted!

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Teachers:
"So-and-so did (insert almost ANYTHING here)..."
"I threw up last night all over my bed" (said by a child who, at this particular moment, is sitting right next to you at snacktime.)
" CRASH!!!!!"
"I kind of.....had an accident."
" Looks like we will be on rainy day schedule for the next week"
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