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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-06-2006, 04:46 PM Thread Starter
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Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to
realise that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion, his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realised he was gone.
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Reading this really makes me want to homeschool my future kids
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That's excellent, Hayley, and so true.




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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-06-2006, 11:42 PM
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Well said....

Lack of it has grave consequences, doesn't it? arrogance, bias, indifference
to name a few of its side effects...
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Sure Shadow - I do not know however who wrote it - a friend sent me it in an email!
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Yes 'tis sad a lot of people out there are cruel and heartless and sometimes just plain stupid, not sayin' anyone here is or anything i'm just sayin'

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I'd heard CS was in bad shape, but I didn't realize it had gone terminal.I for one will miss the peace of mind, serenity, sense of accomplishment and value we once shared.


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Do you mind if I post this to my site so I can share it? Did you author it or do you know who did? (I believe in giving proper credit whether it is due or not).

Thanx.
I don't know who told ya I was in bad shape BUT, actually I'm in pretty good shape.

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