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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 02-07-2006, 10:06 PM Thread Starter
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Open letter to bozo co-workers

Look all you hothouse flowers buck up, really you can get your paper jam out of the copier, stop bothering me, what am I the copy repairman. And while I'm at it don't put so much paper in your two hole punch that you jam that up too. Don't give me one more lame butt excuse as to why you're late AGAIN, save the drinking for the weekend. And Christian lady stop lying on your timesheet, and while your at it stop putting raw onions in your salads, it makes the office stink. Another thing who keeps leaving the Chef Boy-Ar-Dee cans in the sink? Clean up after yourself. And which one of you men is wearing the cheap cologne, JC it's nauseating. Oh and another thing Mister Top Attorney, stop taking the reception room magazines to the crapper, do I have to explain, and for crying out loud USE SOME MOUTHWASH, your breath in now an entity. Thanks CF pals, I feel somewhat better.

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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 02-08-2006, 08:17 AM
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I know how you feel when everyone at work is driving you mad.
I am on the lowest pay scale in my dept, which is fair enough as I am not as highly qualified as the rest and also (in theory) don't have so many repsonsibilities. But I keep on taking on more and more of their stuff, and then they all complain about how they are really stressed etc.
I want to put a big sign above my desk saying THE ADMINISTRATOR DOES NOT CARE HOW OVER-WORKED YOU ARE

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lol, I'll add a few. Because I'm a co-op, I'm in a room with another co-op and a few contractors. Other co-op, PLEASE stop blowing your nose over and over every 10 minutes, especially when I'm eating. Please also stop saying, "Bless me," everytime you sneeze...which is also every 10 minutes. And really, you're giving NO WORK to do...stop complaining. You sit all day and call your mom, your boyfriend, your friends, and talk to them for hours...is your life really so hard? And contractor man that sounds like Dewberry from "****'s Kitchen," I hate when you whistle, kindly stop. And stop telling EVERYONE you talk to on the phone that one day you'll have to get together for a beer...honestly, you never follow up anyway, why say it?
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reprot. I know it isn't funny but the way you put it was. I wouldn't even know where to begin at my work.
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lol, I'll add a few. Because I'm a co-op, I'm in a room with another co-op and a few contractors. Other co-op, PLEASE stop blowing your nose over and over every 10 minutes, especially when I'm eating. Please also stop saying, "Bless me," everytime you sneeze...which is also every 10 minutes. And really, you're giving NO WORK to do...stop complaining. You sit all day and call your mom, your boyfriend, your friends, and talk to them for hours...is your life really so hard? And contractor man that sounds like Dewberry from "****'s Kitchen," I hate when you whistle, kindly stop. And stop telling EVERYONE you talk to on the phone that one day you'll have to get together for a beer...honestly, you never follow up anyway, why say it?
And here I was starting to like you!

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lol, I'll add a few. Because I'm a co-op, I'm in a room with another co-op and a few contractors. Other co-op, PLEASE stop blowing your nose over and over every 10 minutes, especially when I'm eating. Please also stop saying, "Bless me," everytime you sneeze...which is also every 10 minutes. And really, you're giving NO WORK to do...stop complaining. You sit all day and call your mom, your boyfriend, your friends, and talk to them for hours...is your life really so hard? And contractor man that sounds like Dewberry from "****'s Kitchen," I hate when you whistle, kindly stop. And stop telling EVERYONE you talk to on the phone that one day you'll have to get together for a beer...honestly, you never follow up anyway, why say it?
And here I was starting to like you!
lol...I get angry when I'm stressed at work. I work my butt off and sometimes it feels like no one else is.
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She can't be sweet all the time Clint! That just wouldn't be normal.
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Crystal211 wrote: I work my butt off.
Hmmmm....If this is the case, then what are you sitting on??

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Crystal211 wrote: I work my butt off.
Hmmmm....If this is the case, then what are you sitting on??
Some people don't sit. They squirm
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Crystal211 wrote: I work my butt off.
Hmmmm....If this is the case, then what are you sitting on??
lol.. a butt that belongs to everyone else at work.
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