Open letter to bozo co-workers
Look all you hothouse flowers buck up, really you can get your paper jam out of the copier, stop bothering me, what am I the copy repairman. And while I'm at it don't put so much paper in your two hole punch that you jam that up too. Don't give me one more lame butt excuse as to why you're late AGAIN, save the drinking for the weekend. And Christian lady stop lying on your timesheet, and while your at it stop putting raw onions in your salads, it makes the office stink. Another thing who keeps leaving the Chef Boy-Ar-Dee cans in the sink? Clean up after yourself. And which one of you men is wearing the cheap cologne, JC it's nauseating. Oh and another thing Mister Top Attorney, stop taking the reception room magazines to the crapper, do I have to explain, and for crying out loud USE SOME MOUTHWASH, your breath in now an entity. Thanks CF pals, I feel somewhat better.