I thought this was funny
After years of raising donkeys, an old farmer discovered an unusually intelligent animal.
He remembered stories of horses learning to add and subtract by stomping their hooves. Thinking his donkey was smarter than any horse, he went a step further and taught him to multiply and divide.
The farmer was sure the public would pay to see his amazing donkey, so he sold his farm and went on the road, renting booths at fairs to show off the animal's mental prowess.
Unfortunately, he could never find customers who wanted to see his donkey perform.
It seems he learned the hard way..............that nobody likes a smart a**.
"Where am I going and what am I doing in this handbasket?"