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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 03-22-2006, 11:11 PM Thread Starter
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Great excuse for not coming into work

Employee "I'm sorry, I'm calling in sick. I have anal glaucoma."
Boss: "What?"
Employee "Yeah, I can't see my butt coming into work today!"

This is the toned down version. We joked for quite awhile at my workplace about having anal glaucoma and not coming in....

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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 03-24-2006, 02:55 PM
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I had a friend who built his own business on the side and was able to "retire" from his regular FT job when he was 32. He always used to say he was going to call in sick and tell them he was having eye trouble and couldn't see working there any longer.
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