One more: my friend was worried sick about a tiny, black kitten living by a busy road. We tried to move him, but he'd go back. While my friend was desperately trying to find a solution (hardly any adoptions here and no shelters), the kitten obviously disappeared. She talked to neighbors trying to find out how it had died.
'Died? Well no, he's fine and happy in my home' said a neighbor 'I'm the one that will be killed, by my husband, for adopting yet one more kitten. But I just couldn't leave him by that busy road.'
And the last one...
'Excuse me, I see you feed the strays around here...maybe you know what became of a poor tuxedo that used to sit on that tree?'
'Oh her, yup, she's up there in Heaven..." I pointed upwards, with a sad grimace.
'I imagined as much. Poor thing. She wanted so much for someone to adopt her...' the neighbor teared up 'I knew she wouldn't last long...'
'Aha. She wasn't made for the streets, couldn't survive them. Which is why she's right now waiting for me to go back upstairs' I pointed upwards again 'and serve her chicken breast dinner in bed because getting out from under the goose down duvet on my bed would be too much of an inconvenience. Her life is Heaven. On Earth. And my wallet is thinner.'
The Royal von Meouw Dynasty: His Royal Highness the late Prince von Meouw,
Her Royal Highness Princess Gatita von Meouw, Nikita Duchess of Meouw and
His Highness Cuchi-Cuchi, next in line for the throne of Prince von Meouw.
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