Hello,
Do you have a conversation with your cat, meaning...do you talk to them, and FOR them? lol.
I guess this is something I picked up when I got my beagle Snoopy back in 94. I would talk to him, like I think most pet owners...then I would start talking for him! Must have been bored. It would go something like this.
"snoopy, what are you doing?"
"uh...me?"
yeah you.
I didn't do anything
Then why do you have frosting on your muzzle?
......I was...baking a cake?
(scratching at door) Let me in, let me in!
All right, Im coming, give me a minute
(scratching at door) Its freakin cold out here Daddy! Im freezing my butt off, Im not a winter dog!
Snoop! Im coming, just wait a second
For the love of God, hurry up!
lol....I don't know why I started doing this for. We then got our first cat and it continued.
Dusty, do you want to go for a car ride?
Me? No.
Ok then, lets go
Wait a sec...I said no
aww, who cares, we are going anyways
I hate car rides, I molt!
Youll be fine..it will put fur on your chest
ok...grrr, I hate car rides...thats it...tonight, Im going to hurt you. i hate car rides, I hate car rides, I hate car rides!
Then we got Cleo and the same thing:
Cleo!
Over here, being fat...and sleeping!
Morning Cleo, how are you
Morning...doing good, not bad, slept and ate. You know the routine.
Of course, to add some additional humor to the mix...we have decided that Cleo sometimes has kitty Touretts Syndrome...lol, I won't give any examples.
Do you talk for your cat?
Ryan
Do you have a conversation with your cat, meaning...do you talk to them, and FOR them? lol.
I guess this is something I picked up when I got my beagle Snoopy back in 94. I would talk to him, like I think most pet owners...then I would start talking for him! Must have been bored. It would go something like this.
"snoopy, what are you doing?"
"uh...me?"
yeah you.
I didn't do anything
Then why do you have frosting on your muzzle?
......I was...baking a cake?
(scratching at door) Let me in, let me in!
All right, Im coming, give me a minute
(scratching at door) Its freakin cold out here Daddy! Im freezing my butt off, Im not a winter dog!
Snoop! Im coming, just wait a second
For the love of God, hurry up!
lol....I don't know why I started doing this for. We then got our first cat and it continued.
Dusty, do you want to go for a car ride?
Me? No.
Ok then, lets go
Wait a sec...I said no
aww, who cares, we are going anyways
I hate car rides, I molt!
Youll be fine..it will put fur on your chest
ok...grrr, I hate car rides...thats it...tonight, Im going to hurt you. i hate car rides, I hate car rides, I hate car rides!
Then we got Cleo and the same thing:
Cleo!
Over here, being fat...and sleeping!
Morning Cleo, how are you
Morning...doing good, not bad, slept and ate. You know the routine.
Of course, to add some additional humor to the mix...we have decided that Cleo sometimes has kitty Touretts Syndrome...lol, I won't give any examples.
Do you talk for your cat?
Ryan