Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this cushy life I keep,
I pray for toys that look like mice,
and sofa cushions, warm and nice.
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
and someone nice to scratch my back,
for window sills all warm and bright,
for shadows to explore at night.
I pray I'll always stay real cool,
and never break the feline rule,
to never tell a human that,
the world is really ruled by CATS