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Hi Folks,

I was looking though my list of comic reliefe and came across this cute diddy.

Ciao!

****God Advice****

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who managed to get the most out of his computer. This had been going on for days and God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job."

So down they sat at the keyboards and typed away. They moused away. They did spreadsheets, they wrote reports, they sent faxes, they sent out e- mail, they sent out e-mail with attachments, they downloaded, they did some genealogy reports, they made cards, they did every known job. But just a few minutes before the two hours were up, lightning flashed across the sky. The thunder rolled and the rains came down hard. And, of course, the electricity went off.

Satan was upset. He fumed and fussed and he ranted and raved. All to no avail. The electricity stayed off. But after a bit, the rains stopped and the electricity came back on.

Satan screamed, "I lost it all when the power went off. What am I going to do? What happened to Jesus' work?"

Jesus just sat and smiled.

Again, Satan asked about the work that Jesus had done. As Jesus turned his computer back on, the screen glowed and when he pushed print, it was all there.

"How did he do it?" Satan asked.

God smiled and said "Jesus Saves."
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shengmei said:
I second the opinion that bugging guys is fun.

After all, it is only fair...they bug us all the time... :lol:
Well don't count me in on that plan! :lol: I'm just a shy guy hiding under his rock most of the time. Ain't that right Jeanie?! :lol:
 

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DID YOU SAY 'AIN'T?' DID I HEAR THAT CORRECTLY? You actually said that bad word around an English teacher?
And whose paper is that?


It's obvious that you're copying from Crystal or Shengmei. That means one more week in The Corner! And I'll be watching you----shy? (I think he belongs under a rock....Did he actually think I wouldn't hear him say THAT word? ) Shy? When pigs fly!

 

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shengmei said:
I don't use the word "ain't" :lol:

He actually looks shy in the school photo of his (remember, I picked him out on the first try!!!) :lol:
I said "Ain't" because I wanted to sound like a country boy! Ya'll know what us country bous sound like don't cha? Or perhaps i sould try my Italian on for size? you knowa, somethinga likea thisa. That'sa one spicy meata balla!! :lol: Oh, and yesa I wasa and still ama very shy boya.
 

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shengmei said:
That is MUCH worse than my fiance's "Russian" accent.

He does it everytime he wants to annoy me for fun :lol: :lol: :lol:
I do it to keep Jeanie on her feet! :lol: (She has to have SOMETHING to do each day) :lol:
 
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