[Guest]

i intend to take this place over.
i will too.




love,
lonnie

 

[Guest]

an administrative memo:


when i do take over, everyone will be spared with the exception of the morbidly obese and the canadians. i hate canadians and the morbidly obese.

i know many of you are feeling a little nervous right now but trust me, it's going to be ok once i take over. you will love me.

 

[Guest]

and for the record, i'm a really humble guy.

 

[catnip]

shut up already :twisted:


kthx

 

[Guest]

catnip,

accept me as your new messiah

 

[Guest]

unless you're morbidly obese or canadian...

 

[Aonir]

TIP: Do not respond(feed) to the troll. This message will be deleted in it's own good time.

 

[Guest]

dear Aonir,

you will worship me as well. trust me. don't fight it.

 

[Guest]

how could anyone be intimidated by a fellow who's name is in fact one letter away from being canadian money? i think i might have to call you loonie now on principle alone.

 

[Guest]

loonie

what would impel the new messiah to make venomous statements about obese and geographically challenged folk? were you frightened as a small child by a canadian bacon wielding bully? were you run down in the grocery store by a molson swilling fat man in a scooter? does your new neighbor hail from saskatchewan and punctuate his every thought with 'eh'?

roxy

 

[Aonir]

loonie

what would impel the new messiah to make venomous statements about obese and geographically challenged folk? were you frightened as a small child by a canadian bacon wielding bully? were you run down in the grocery store by a molson swilling fat man in a scooter? does your new neighbor hail from saskatchewan and punctuate his every thought with 'eh'?

roxy

I'm sorry.. but that is sooo funny! :lol:

 

[Guest]

ignore anything that roxy has to say. i know this woman- she's a kook. i love her to death, but she's still a kook.

for the record, i look great today. everything about me is just spot on. my hair, my clothing- i look dashing. i feel incredible too. a woman in wal mart told me that i looked as if i were forged from the world's finest steel. i thanked her for the compliment and went on my way.