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...they'd hunt and roam for food all day, eat their prey, and at night they'd search for a comfy laptop keyboard to sleep on.

...they'd defend their territories from strangers with teeth and claws, then at night yowl bitterly if there was a crease in their pink, fleece blankets.
 

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....They endured weather extremes during their daily hunting forays, sometimes running with the foxes.



.... Then they'd demand cable TV access for their heated houses in the garage!

 

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LOL that's a wild cat by day, pampered kitty by night :)
 

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"I can catterwall all night if I don't get A/C this summer!!!!"
 

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In the wild, cats search for an appropriate cave to make their den, then lie to sleep - but not before their chins are thoroughly scratched by their servants.
 

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In the prehistoric wild, cats listened for the sound of prey in the night. Now, they listen for the sound of the rustle of the bag of cat treats - ANYTIME! :)
 

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Hahaha, so true!!

Cat's ears are nowadays adjusted to hear the tiniest sound of the door of the treats cabinet opening.
 

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fine tuned hunting senses , jolene cat can hear plastic wrap being removed from cheese, anywhere in the house in her sleep..
 

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The distinct sound of a florescent colored bird on a swivel attached to a fiberglass rod will wake my mighty hunter on the other side of the house.
 

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In the wild, cats fight fiercely and valiantly to defend their territories, then back in their caves the bravest ones freak out if someone tries to trim their nails.
 

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Cats knew their place in the food chain. All day they'd hunt rodents and at night they'd hide from the vaccum cleaners.
 

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Cats knew their place in the food chain. All day they'd hunt rodents and at night they'd hide from the vaccum cleaners.
LOL hilarious!!
 

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In the wild, their ancestors chased their prey everywhere; the domestic cat, though, lies on its back on the carpet and says "bring'em on Petcosmart faux-fur interactive wands! And make sure they're kitty-safe or I might break a claw playing!"
 

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That's the Fancy Feast mutation of their fangs, LOL
 

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Geets can hear the sound of the deli bag from a mile away and comes running. He loves deli food but I don't give it to him very much. Just a special treat once in a while. Hay we all have some bad habit.

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My pride instinctively head for the feeding grounds whenever I so much as THINK about opening a can of cat food.. or reach for a fresh pack of chicken. Then set up a ruckus if the food doesn't come to them, therefore leaving them to starve while they stalk it in their bowls.
 
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