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On the first day of Christmas when I brought home my tree my 12 cats were laughing at me.

On the second day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree 2 mangled garlands and my 12 cats laughing at me.

On the third day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree 3 missing Wise Men, 2 mangled garlands, and my 12 cats laughing at me.

On the fourth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree 4 males a-spraying, 3 missing Wise Men, 2 mangled garlands, and my 12 cats laughing at me.

On the fifth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree 5 shredded gifts, 4 males a-spraying, 3 missing Wise Men, 2 mangled garlands, and my 12 cats laughing at me.

On the sixth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree 6
fallen angels, 5 shredded gifts, 4 males a-spraying, 3 missing Wise Men, 2 mangled garlands, and my 12 cats laughing at me.

On the seventh day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree 7 half-dead rodents, 6 fallen angels, 5 shredded gifts, 4 males a-spraying, 3 missing Wise Men, 2 mangled garlands, and my 12 cats laughing at me.

On the eighth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree 8 shattered ornaments, 7 half-dead rodents, 6 fallen angels, 5 shredded gifts, 4 males a-spraying, 3 missing Wise Men, 2 mangled garlands, and my 12 cats laughing at me.

On the ninth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree 9 chewed-through light strings, 8 shattered ornaments, 7 half-dead rodents, 6 fallen angels, 5 shredded gifts, 4 males a-spraying, 3 missing Wise Men, 2 mangled garlands, and my 12 cats laughing at me.

On the tenth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree 10 tinsel hairballs, 9 chewed-through light strings, 8 shattered ornaments, 7 half-dead rodents, 6 fallen angels, 5 shredded gifts, 4 males a-spraying, 3 missing Wise Men, 2 mangled garlands, and my 12 cats laughing at me.

On the eleventh day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree 11 broken branches, 10 tinsel hairballs, 9 chewed-through light strings, 8 shattered ornaments, 7 half-dead rodents, 6 fallen angels, 5 shredded gifts, 4 males a-spraying, 3 missing Wise Men, 2 mangled garlands, and my 12 cats laughing at me.

On the twelfth day of Christmas I looked at my poor tree! 12 cats a-climbing, 11 broken branches, 10 tinsel hairballs, 9 chewed-through light strings, 8 shattered ornaments, 7 half-dead rodents, 6 fallen angels, 5 shredded gifts, 4 males a-spraying, 3 missing Wise Men, 2 mangled garlands, and my 12 cats laughing at me!

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That was so funny and so true! You know the cats are hiding all the little ornaments and broken tree parts in the back for them to bat around hehe :p
 

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:lol: Very funny! Every year I end up losing several decorations to Jet. This year: two plastic angels, two wooden stars, a woolly snowman and a straw mouse. He also chewed off the bottom branches of the Christmas tree. :shock:
 

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The funny thing is, all the days before Christmas and during that weekend my cats left the tree alone completely. It's still up b/c we're too lazy to put it back in the box, but now they keep swatting at it once or twice a day! I guess that means to put the tree up before all my branches fall off? :lol:
 

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Jeanie said:
Jet has almost outdone the cats in the poem! They didn't eat any branches. Do they have some beaver blood in their veins?? :lol:

Yay! Majicou's back! @@@ >>>(

Thank you - that's very sweet of you!
 
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