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University Seminars For Women Fall Catalogue

Once again, the male staff at the University will be offering courses for women of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following courses is required.

Etiquette and Behaviour:
EB101: PMS (Preposterous Mood Swings) - Learning To Sleep Over At Mother's
EB102: We Do Not Want Ties For Christmas
EB103: How Not To Sob Like A Sponge When Your Husband Is Right
EB104: Why It Is Unacceptable To Talk About Feminine Hygiene In Mixed Company
EB105: If You Want To Know How That Looks On You, Ask Your Mother
EB106: How To Act Younger Than Your Mother


General Electives:
GE102: Why You Don't Need To Invite Your Mother Over Every Weekend
GE103: Payday And Shopping Are Not Synonymous
GE104: Female Friendship - Why Your Best Friends Are Not The Women Who Complain About You The Most
GE105: Learning To Appreciate Beer Belly And Lard Butt Morphologies Of Men

Home Economics:
HE101: You Can Change The Oil Too
HE102: How To Properly Fill A Beer Mug
HE103: How To Do All Your Laundry In One Load And Have More Time To Watch Football
HE104: How To Encourage Your Husband To Cook More And Be Able To Stomach His Slop
HE105: Get A Life - Learn To Kill Spiders Yourself
HE106: How To Close The Garage Door
HE107: How To Close The Top On The Toothpaste
HE108: How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking One
HE109: Why Going To The Bathroom Is Not A Group Activity
HE110: Overcoming "The Imelda Syndrome" (formerly called "How Many Feet Do You Have, Anyway?")

Interpersonal Relationships:
IR101: Understanding The Female Causes Of Male Drunkenness
IR102: If You Don't Want An Excuse, Don't Demand An Explanation
IR103: Romanticism - The Whole Point Of Caviar, Candles, And Conversation
IR104: Why Men Enjoy Grocery Shopping About As Much As Women Enjoy Watching "The Three Stooges"
IR105: Marriage - The Number One Cause Of Divorce

Life Skills:
LS101: Combating The Impulse To Nag
LS102: Parenting - Your Husband Gave You Children So You Could Have Someone Else To Boss Around
LS103: Balancing A Check Book - Even You Can Get It Right
LS104: Comprehending Credit Card Spending Limits And Financial Responsibility
LS105: Shopping - Doing It In Less Than 16 Hours
LS106: How To Go Fishing With Your Mate And Not Catch Pneumonia
LS107: Living Without Power Windows - How To Turn A Crank
LS108: How To Retain Your Composure While Your Husband Is Relaxing By Himself
LS109: You Too Can Carry A Backpack
LS110: Dress Like A Dancer And Put On Something WOW - Why It Won't Ruin Your Brain
LS111: Attainable Goal - Catching A Ball Before It Stops Moving
LS112: How To Remain Enticing And Attractive After Menopause
LS113: How To Parallel Park
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Now we're even! :lol:
 

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cute, my roommate has a few classes for men he thinks will work out well

GE115: DON'T LIKE PMS COMPLAINTS? BRING CHOCOLATE QUICKER
CHEM 116: MAKING THE MALE PMS PILL

RELIGION12: GOD IS A WOMAN, WE MAKE LIFE, YOU HAVE GOO ON TAP aka INDOOR PLUMBING vs OUTHOUSE
 

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Hahaha....that is funny.

This is my favorite.

IR102: If You Don't Want An Excuse, Don't Demand An Explanation

Luckily I can say some of these don't pertain to me like the ones that have to do with shopping and mothers. I am pretty self sufficient too. I can balance a checkbook, close the garage door, I just leave the spiders alone, and I pile whites and colors into one washer, I am great at catching and when hiking I always offer to carry the backpack.

Some of them definately do apply though.
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Yes, but I can't post the ENTIRE list here! :wink: You'll have to PM someone for THAT list! :wink:
 

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shengmei said:
Didn't the University of California--Berkley came up with an :oops: :oops: :oops: class? I would love to take that class.
They are de-cal classes--meaning they are taught by students, but supervised by professors. We have a female sexuality and a male sexuality class. I never did have a chance to take the female sexuality class, but a good friend of mine taught it for a few semesters. I hear they are great classes.
 

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female classes

Well, I had to admit I chuckled, despite claiming to be a feminist!
In all seriousness, I would love to learn how to parallel park between 2 cars. When I took the UK driving test many years ago you didn't have to know how to park at all. It is part of the test now.
So anyway, I never learned and have just managed to avoid it all together, even if it means parking streets away from where I want to be :oops:

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Re: female classes

seashell said:
Well, I had to admit I chuckled, despite claiming to be a feminist!
In all seriousness, I would love to learn how to parallel park between 2 cars. When I took the UK driving test many years ago you didn't have to know how to park at all. It is part of the test now.
So anyway, I never learned and have just managed to avoid it all together, even if it means parking streets away from where I want to be :oops:

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Nice to see that I could offer some of you some important information! :lol: I hope you all graduate with honors! :lol: :lol:
 
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