Cat Forum banner

1 - 8 of 8 Posts

·
Registered
Joined
·
1,839 Posts
Discussion Starter #1
Some ways of dealing with the burdens of life:

* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the
statue.

* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat
them.

* Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the
middle of it. [ :lol: ]

* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their
maker.

* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. [ :lol: ]

* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.

* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a
warning to others. [ :lol: ]

* Never buy a car you can't push.

* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you
won't have a leg to stand on.

* Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.

* The second mouse gets the cheese.

* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

* You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the
world to one person.

* Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

* We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty
and some are dull. Some have weird names, and all are different colors, but
they all have to live in the same box.

" A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
1,839 Posts
Discussion Starter #6
coaster said:
Didn't Forrest Gump say that thing about crayons?

And why can't I ever be the pigeon? :lol:
The only one I remember is the one about life being like a box of chocolates............cause you never know what kind you're gonna get.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
5,074 Posts
or.... Lif is like etc, because most often someone's nicked the little book telling you what's in it and they've just left the weird liquorice ones.

Ok it's less snappy, but meh :D

My personal favourites:
* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the
statue.

* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a
warning to others.
 
1 - 8 of 8 Posts
Top