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Cat Mat

My brother-in-law gave me a cat door mat. I'm not at home so I will have to paraphrase...

"The Cat: Day 762
My captors continue to feed me dry cereal while they eat lavish meals. They constantly dangle shiny objects in my face. My only relief is occasionally destroying a piece of their furniture and the hope of eventual escape. I think I'm going insane."

But the cat on the mat doesn't look like my cat.
 

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robertr4836 said:
"The Cat: Day 762
My captors continue to feed me dry cereal while they eat lavish meals. They constantly dangle shiny objects in my face. My only relief is occasionally destroying a piece of their furniture and the hope of eventual escape. I think I'm going insane."
That is so funny!!! Oh my god I almost peed. That is so cute. More more more!
 

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My girlfriend has purchased some cat related things... some artwork, a clock, umm.. and some other things I can't think of because I'm out of town right now and can't look around. :wink:
 

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I just buy cats things. None necessarily match my cats. Badness would be easy to match with her black and white cow pattern. :::whispers::: Don't tell her I said that. Scrappy would be harder to match. Tortoiseshell aren't very common in artwork.
 

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I haven't bought anything either, but I've only had my cat for a couple of months.

My friend has 4 cats though, and there's this little sign that hangs in her kitchen that reads "The only thing in this house that is self-cleaning is the cat" :)
 
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