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For the upteenth time Prince duped me just now.
He'll disappear as I'm totally focused on feeding the strays downstairs, I'll call and call and look for him in the black night, under every bush, each dark corner, confusing white nylon bags in the distance for a dead cat body and panicking, blaming each neighbor I can think of for murdering him.
This goes on for like an hour till I'm almost crying in despair and running around not knowing what else to do, then I'll suddenly sing enthusiastically: "We're going on a stroll in the park!" (it's the beginning of a song for kids which I sing when I want my strays and house cats to follow me on a stroll to the little park half a block away) and in less than a second Prince zooms past me in the direction of the park, chirping happily in anticipation of our stroll.
Then, not wanting to lose the effect of this last recourse, I have to spend another hour downstairs waiting for Prince to get tired of the park and want to come back home.
Weren't cats supposed to be less smart than us monkeys??
He'll disappear as I'm totally focused on feeding the strays downstairs, I'll call and call and look for him in the black night, under every bush, each dark corner, confusing white nylon bags in the distance for a dead cat body and panicking, blaming each neighbor I can think of for murdering him.
This goes on for like an hour till I'm almost crying in despair and running around not knowing what else to do, then I'll suddenly sing enthusiastically: "We're going on a stroll in the park!" (it's the beginning of a song for kids which I sing when I want my strays and house cats to follow me on a stroll to the little park half a block away) and in less than a second Prince zooms past me in the direction of the park, chirping happily in anticipation of our stroll.
Then, not wanting to lose the effect of this last recourse, I have to spend another hour downstairs waiting for Prince to get tired of the park and want to come back home.
Weren't cats supposed to be less smart than us monkeys??