If you answer 'yes' for the majority of these question, that means your cat really does own you!
1.Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
2.Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?
3.Do you scoop out the litter box after each use? Do you wait at the box with the scoop in your hand?
4.Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks the butter?
5.Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?
6.Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move?
7.Do you kiss your cat on the lips?
8.Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork?
9.Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat?
10.Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it?
11.Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator?
12.Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?
13.Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?
14.Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse?
15.Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card?
16.Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?
17.At the store, do you pick up the catfood and kitty litter before you pick out anything for yourself?
18.Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays?
19.Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do you bring them out when your friends share pictures of their children?
20.When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your cat, by name, to them?
1.Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
2.Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?
3.Do you scoop out the litter box after each use? Do you wait at the box with the scoop in your hand?
4.Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks the butter?
5.Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?
6.Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move?
7.Do you kiss your cat on the lips?
8.Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork?
9.Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat?
10.Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it?
11.Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator?
12.Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?
13.Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?
14.Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse?
15.Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card?
16.Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?
17.At the store, do you pick up the catfood and kitty litter before you pick out anything for yourself?
18.Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays?
19.Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do you bring them out when your friends share pictures of their children?
20.When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your cat, by name, to them?