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This is dedicated to all of us animal lovers!

1. Golden Retriever: "The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worring about a stupid burned out bulb?"

2. Border Collie: "Jut one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Yes, this one would be my GROMIT....."

3. Dachshund: "You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!"

4. Rottweiler: "Make me."

5. Boxer: "Who cares? I can still play with my squeeky toy in the dark."

6. Lab: "Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!"

7. German Shepherd: "I'll change it as soon as I've lead these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimiter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation."

8. Jack Russell Terrier: "I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture."

9. Old English Sheep Dog: "Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb."

10. Cocker Spaniel: "Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark..."

11. Chiuahuah: "Yo quiero Taco Bulb."

12. Pointer: "I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....."

13. Greyhound: "It isin't moving. Who cares?"

14. Australian Shepherd: "First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....."

15. Poodle: "I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry."

The Cat's Answer: "Dogs don't change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
 

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"How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?"

Im sorry but very few of thoes actually answer the question.

It takes 2:

One to climb up the ladder, and the other to get the owner to tell on him.


At least thats what MY dogs did :roll: .
 

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That's exactly how it is!!
Here's another one: how many cat's does it take to change a light bulb?
None!! They don't care one way or they other. "There's still plenty other lights in the house, as long as it's not the one where my food is, I'm perfectly fine!"

-At least, that's how MY cat's see it!
P.S. That in quote was sopposed to be my cat, Penny, talking! :lol:
 

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I liked #9 for some reason, hehe it just cracks me up. Of course cats don't change light bulbs b/c we humans do it for them. :wink:
 

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That was fuuny! I didn't see my dog in there though...A Boston Terrier.
She would say: Well, I'll change the bulb as long as you promise not to use aflorurescent bulb...and perhaps we can do some mire indirect lighting...this would really improve the atmosphere of the living room...
 
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