So funny, so true. We cant even put a collar on our indoor/outdoor cat. I make a suggestion to my wife, such as "just try when she is eating and distracted" then I leave the house as fast as possible so the bloodshed wont be blamed on me.
I am pretty sure that I could do it...you know, because I'm a man and we are decisive. Surely the reason I havent tried has nothing to do with fear