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So I was clearing up the kitchen after breakfast and putting things back in the fridge. And of course Velvet being a cat, padded up to the fridge all silent and...well, cat-like. Of course I didn't hear him because cats are the masters of ninja stealth. So as I was opening up the fridge, it whacked him pretty hard on the backside.

Clearly I did this on purpose because I am being treated like an abusive cat slave. It's very humbling to have a cat turn up it's nose at you.

I figure he may forgive me in about a week.
 

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I doubt it'll be a whole week. He's just yanking your slave-chain. :lol:
But don't let him chafe your neck with that iron collar. It's in the cat union handbook: only psychological punishments are allowed for minor infractions. 8)
Corporal punishments are reserved for more serious violations.

Shhh - there will be **** to pay if it gets out that I've seen the Handbook 8O
 

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I don't think Velvet has a copy of that handbook seeing his penchant for biting and scratching. He finds ankles and calves to be especially offensive. I suspect that may be because he was a stray when I found him as a 6 month old kitten and by the looks of it, he'd been on his own for a while if his bony figure was anything to go by.

Do you suppose you could send me a copy?

Don't worry. Arianwen will never hear it from me.
 
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