"But carpet is so nice. If I do it on the floor it splashes on my paws and then I have to lick it of! Yech!"Well I don't know if I love my carpet, but I sure would like it if whatever puking kitty it is would move just about 6 inches over and do their thing on the hard floor.
I haven't really had anything of real value puked on yet. Should I just count myself lucky for now?