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Here are some cat jokes I recieved in an e-mail. :lol:

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?
She had mittens!

There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left?
None. They were all copy cats!

What cat purrs more than any other?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

How is cat food sold?
Usually purr can!

How do cats eat spaghetti?
The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

What do cat actors say on stage?
Tabby or not tabby!

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Here's a cat limerick:

A young Siamese cat called Peter
One day sat too close to the heater
It cost him his tail
But he said with a wail
'Well, I guess my rear end does look neater.'
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