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Here are some cat jokes I recieved in an e-mail. :lol:

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?
She had mittens!

There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left?
None. They were all copy cats!

What cat purrs more than any other?
Purrsians!

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
C-A-T!

How is cat food sold?
Usually purr can!

How do cats eat spaghetti?
The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

What do cat actors say on stage?
Tabby or not tabby!
 

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Here's a cat limerick:

A young Siamese cat called Peter
One day sat too close to the heater
It cost him his tail
But he said with a wail
'Well, I guess my rear end does look neater.'
 
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