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A limerick has 5 lines with an AABBA. I'll start a limerick and you add the last line. Then you write one and let the next person write the last line, ok?

Once upon a Christmas Eve
A cat had mischief up her sleeve!
She climbed up the tree;
How naughty was she!


(Line five should have the same number of beats as lines 1 and 2, and should rhyme with them also! For those of you who never wrote a limerick!)
 

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When the tree fell how she did grieve!

The kitty jumped across the stream
Unpleasant getting wet did seem.
But a big trout splashed,
So away she dashed!

(Kind of spur of the moment, but I hope this game catches on better than BC's animal couplets one.)
 

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I will!

The kitty jumped across the stream
Unpleasant getting wet did seem.
But a big trout splashed,
So away she dashed!
Hoping all had been a bad dream! (Thanks, Amber)


There once was a kitty named Punky,
Who considered himself quite spunky.
He grabbed Elly's tail,
And oh, did she wail!
 

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(Jeanie, you didn't finish the limerick!)

There once was a kitty named Punky,
Who considered himself quite spunky.
He grabbed Elly's tail,
And oh, did she wail!
An' climbed up the wall like a monkey!

Mine:

To Kitten, all is a wonder,
But this time Kitten did blunder.
Now Kitten's all wet
And rather upset
 

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Poor kitty was caught unawares!

I know of a tabby called Jake
Who spends more time asleep than awake
With his head on his paws
All we hear are his snores
 

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When it comes time to play he's a flake!

There once was a kitty named Jack
Who prefered to lay on his back
When rubbing his belly
He'd turn all to jelly
 

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There once was a kitty named Jack
Who prefered to lay on his back
When rubbing his belly
He'd turn all to jelly
For purring, he had quite a knack!

A kitty named Yoda preferred
To sleep with the china-absurd!
But his friends he did call,
And sleep did they all
 

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As if he'd had heart attack.

There was a wee cat up a tree
Who never came in for it's tea
It came 9 'o clock
Was nowhere on the block
 

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Jeanie's end
And right on the china they purred
or
Until shooed away by mom's word

Caz's end
And where she'd gone no one did see

A cat named Oliver liked
To be caught sitting upright
He looked quite astute
When sitting so cute
 

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I couldn't think of anything for Olivers! :cry: But I did one for my Baby! :D

There once was a cat named Baby
Who was just as cute as a daisy
She wanted to play outside
But then she did hide
 

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A cat named Oliver liked
To be caught sitting upright
He looked quite astute
When sitting so cute,
His next trick is riding a bike!

There once was a cat named Baby
Who was just as cute as a daisy
She wanted to play outside
But then she did hide
And drove her mother quite crazy!


(The new one)
There once was a guy named BC
Who was naughty as naughty could be.
Despite being told
That his antics were bold,
 

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He posted them for all to see!

There was a young cat named Sigma
Who was really quite an enigma
Psi was his twin
Excepting the grin
 

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There was a young cat named Sigma
Who was really quite an enigma
Psi was his twin
Excepting the grin
Which to scientist mom was a stigma!


Dylan was a wee Scot's cat,
A lassie wi' a tam for a hat.
At the edge of the dock
She gazed at the loch
 

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Dylan was a wee Scot's cat,
A lassie wi' a tam for a hat.
At the edge of the dock
She gazed at the loch
There was Nessie, can you believe that?

Ooh, that was pretty bad :oops:

At one time Mobey, the great white kitty
Was actually pretty itty-bitty
But oh how he grew
And everyone knew
 

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At one time Mobey, the great white kitty
Was actually pretty itty-bitty
But oh how he grew
And everyone knew
That he was such a cute kitty! :lol:

There once was a cat named Jinx
Who could do a dance by whinks
But oh did he fly
To a passerby
 
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