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Monkey wanted to wish everyone a Merry Christmas this year:
Meow!!!

I can't believe we've had him for three years, in his mind he's an eternal kitten and acts like it too!

He wanted me to pass on some very sage Monkey advice to everyone for the New Year:

Be creative, is it tissue paper, or is it a fort?


Always streeeeeetch big every morning, it gets you moving better.
Hug the people you love at least 10 times a day.
If you can't get your point across, keep tryin', someone will get it sooner or later.
Eat all your food, it's yummy.
Take lots of naps, they're good for the brain and the soul.
Randomly run through the house when you're bored, it'll wake up everyone around you quickly.
You're only as old as you think you are.
Play... always play!
If you ask nicely, someone will think you're cute and give it to you.


Groom yourself daily, makes you feel better about yourself.
If you have a hairball, don't herk it up in public, find a nice inconspicuous spot to leave it as a gift for someone.
Treats are good, very very good.

Monkey sends his Christmas cheer and New Year's thoughts to everyone!

Monkey (served by Andi the human on a daily basis)
 

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Merry Christmas, Monkey and thanks for the tips!

If you have a hairball, don't herk it up in public, find a nice inconspicuous spot to leave it as a gift for someone.
We don't often get hairballs, but we will be trying harder next year. We'd hate to think we are depriving the humans of a nice gift :twisted:

Bille and Margaret Tiddler
 
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