Pens do not belong on the desk, they go on the floor.
Pens should not be kept on the kitchen counter, they are better on the floor.
Pens aren't good on the coffee table, they are better on the floor, where you can step on them and explode ink onto the carpet.
Pens are best kept under the couch or fridge.
The moral of the story: I can never find a pen when I have to write down a phone message.
Both my kittens love pens. They steal off the desk right out of the pen and pencil holder, out of notebooks, off counters, and forget triing to write something with them around its automatic play time for them. Love watching them play with them.
Oreo plays with my pens and pencils when I leave them on the ground.Usually when im doing my homework and I leave to get a snack or something,Oreo will pick up my pen/pencil in his mouth and run around my room with it,lol.
Zorra the clinic cat where I used to work LOVES pens. At first I thought the doctor was making off with them. Then I saw the stinker batting them off the counter and all over the floors. I never could find a pen when clients needed them.