[koneko]

Post your favorite cat quotes here. Here is mine (since it was too long for my signature):



"There once was a tiger striped cat. This cat died a million deaths, Revived and lived a million lives. And he was owned by various people he didnt really care for, the cat wasn't afraid to die. Then one day the cat became a stray cat which meant he was free. He met a white female cat, and the two of them spent their days together happily. Well, the years passed and the white cat grew weak and died of old age. The tiger striped cat cried a million times and then he died too, except this time he didn't come back to life" - Spike, "Cowboy Bebop: Session 26 The Real Folk Blues Part 2"

- koneko

 

[lexxie109]

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.
--Will Cuppy

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.
--Faith Resnick

 

[koneko]

I found a treasure trove of cat quotes:

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." - Unknown
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." - English proverb

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." - Ellen Perry Berkeley

"One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemingway

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." - Mary Bly

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." - Joseph Wood Krutch

"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." - Anonymous

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." - Ernest Menaul

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." - Unknown

"Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Colette

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." - Colonial American proverb

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." - Joseph Wood Krutch

"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." - John S. Nichols


- koneko