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Cute story: Pictures of the day: 11 November 2010 - Telegraph

he Owl and the P*ssy-cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
'O lovely P*ssy! O P*ssy my love,
What a beautiful P*ssy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful P*ssy you are!'

P*ssy said to the Owl, 'You elegant fowl!
How charmingly sweet you sing!
O let us be married! too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?'
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong-tree grows
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.

'Dear pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
Your ring?' Said the Piggy, 'I will.'
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.

(Guess which word was censored!)

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My mother tried to get me to like poetry with this poem, but to no avail.

I love how this forum is so worried about scarring the little kiddies that it censors *****.
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