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The fact that I used to be a starving stray does NOT grant you the right to chase me with food all day. Seeing so much food (dry, wet, chicken) around me all the time is making me lose my appetite! - Her Royal Highness Princess Gatita von Meow.
The fact that you three females, you, Princess and your new arrival, that white psycho, drive me crazy with your sudden hysterics every day, does NOT grant you the right to be on me all the time asking if I'm ok, apologizing and using your lips like a suction cup on my carefully-groomed fur! - His Royal Highness Prince von Meow.
I demand special rights to come and go from the house as I please! So what if I'm still young and recently adopted, I'm used to taking care of myself in the streets and nothing bad will happen to me. - Lady Bianca von Meow.
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The fact that you three females, you, Princess and your new arrival, that white psycho, drive me crazy with your sudden hysterics every day, does NOT grant you the right to be on me all the time asking if I'm ok, apologizing and using your lips like a suction cup on my carefully-groomed fur! - His Royal Highness Prince von Meow.
I demand special rights to come and go from the house as I please! So what if I'm still young and recently adopted, I'm used to taking care of myself in the streets and nothing bad will happen to me. - Lady Bianca von Meow.
Next, please?