I have run out of lap room and both shoulders are soggy. It has been the attack of the smerglers this morning. Who else has adult cats who want to knead, purr and mock nurse? Partly this is my fault since I've never bothered to actively discourage this behaviour after weaning off bottles when they were babies. Most cats will do the knead and stomp when happy & wanting loved on but several of our guys add nursing behaviour on a mouthful of shirt or even try to grab a strand of hair. And when one starts I will end up with a lapful.