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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

I rest my case! :lol:
 

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This was already posted. I find it sad. I can see some humor here but the double standards and mixed messages that exist in this society appal me. No wonder so many people are messed up in the head.
 

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Depends on the women your with & the degree with witch you take these things...A mature and secure women will be more fair, I beleive

BUT

If a women likes 'Activitys' she is a s**t
If she does not, she is uptight and frigid

If a women wants to stay home with her children, she has no ambition and old fashioned
If she does want to work, she is neglecting her children, a bad mother

and on and on... You can do the same for the woman!
 

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Well, since this was already posted, I'll lock this one. You can get to the original thread from the link Desnbaby posted above.

Thanks!
 
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