My previous cat, Alcestis, would love to sit just out of reach on top of the dresser and meow at the top of her lungs. Considering the nigh-operatic voice she had, this usually produced the desired effect (from her point of view, anyway).
My new kitty, Artemisia, though, has a larger variety of methods (which tend to be used at 3:00 AM).
She usually starts by running back and forth on the pillow, just behind my head.
If that doesn't work, then she'll give scratching at the head board a try.
If that fails, she'll move on to the "serious stuff". Often, she'll stick her wet little noise right on my eyelid while purring like a maniac. Good luck ignoring that!
Still, even after that rude shock, I occasionally will roll over and try to go back to sleep.
That's when she'll check and see if I left a hand exposed above the covers. If so, soon her little kitty teeth will be gnawing on one of my knuckles.
Finally, if that fails, she pulls out her super-ultra-unfallible-vampire-kitteh attack and bites my neck. Not hard, mind you, but, I assure you, feeling two pointy little teeth digging into your aorta in the middle of the night with even the gentlest pressure is guaranteed to wake up anyone.
So, what are your cat's favorite tactics?
My new kitty, Artemisia, though, has a larger variety of methods (which tend to be used at 3:00 AM).
She usually starts by running back and forth on the pillow, just behind my head.
If that doesn't work, then she'll give scratching at the head board a try.
If that fails, she'll move on to the "serious stuff". Often, she'll stick her wet little noise right on my eyelid while purring like a maniac. Good luck ignoring that!
Still, even after that rude shock, I occasionally will roll over and try to go back to sleep.
That's when she'll check and see if I left a hand exposed above the covers. If so, soon her little kitty teeth will be gnawing on one of my knuckles.
Finally, if that fails, she pulls out her super-ultra-unfallible-vampire-kitteh attack and bites my neck. Not hard, mind you, but, I assure you, feeling two pointy little teeth digging into your aorta in the middle of the night with even the gentlest pressure is guaranteed to wake up anyone.
So, what are your cat's favorite tactics?